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I’m a fan of Kevin Sorbo. Scott Pyle of Fulvue Drive-In. We know how that turned out, of course. Read more about DVD formats. Lee should have been and played the father considering Pare only had a few more scenes anyway. I often accuse movie CGI of looking too much like a video game, but usually when I say that, I have the then-current generation of video games in mind. I really wasted my money on this.

Years and years ago, Oda fought a battle against the wizard Xuxia Norbert Weisser, of Radioactive Dreams and Cool Air , who is in no way an acceptable substitute for Richard Moll and his vampire daughter, Xia Whitney Able, from Monsters and Unearthed , who were attempting to assert their mastery over the kingdom of Abelar. This film is based on that top-secret report. He decides to spare one Xia played by Whitney Able and they consummate their union in cartoon form and she becomes pregnant. There was a problem filtering reviews right now. Add both to Cart Add both to List. Register to update information, save favorites, post photos, news stories and comments. A Love Story and four fucking Nemesis films.

The movie starts out with a long backstory narrative that is so poorly done that it set the tone for the rest of the film. Go weep to the gods! After earth is taken over by an army of robots, the small number of humans left are forced into hiding. Learn more More Like This. Learn more about Amazon Prime. But at least in the Star Wars prequels, those stages were large enough for the actors to move around on, and the imaginary sets composited in during post-production were legitimately grandiose and impressive.

Red Sonja and Barbarella had their new movies wither up and die on them, too. I liked a couple of the FEW scenes actually in the movie. You’d expect the “Oda” charactor by Michael Pare to be “Talon”. The sequel was originally announced in the end credits of The Sword and the Sorcerer.

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Have one to sell? Register to update information, save ancuent, post photos, news stories and comments. Tales Of An Ancient Empire. The vampires all appear with their fangs permanently extended except Hekate, for some reason and they can appear in the day time. The costuming might be OK. Turn on 1-Click ordering for this browser.


But Tales of an Ancient Empire has its sights set even higher— or lower— than that. Joined by a thieving rogue named Aedan Kevin SorboTanis begins a danger-filled quest that pits her against the sister she never knew, a half-human, half- vampire creature determined to kill Oda.

Read more about DVD formats. Xia, a demonic sorceress, has sworn to destroy Queen Ma’at kovie her kingdom of Abelar. A bad choice, to be sure, but still a deliberate one. So Oda banged her instead, with the result that she became pregnant with an unprecedented human-vampire hybrid. He decides to spare one Xia played by Whitney Able and they consummate their union in cartoon form and she becomes pregnant.

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Corsair Duguay Janelle Marra The narrator herself has some obsucre connection to the movie that is just. The film’s over-all plot is executed so badly but Albert Pyun the director of Cyborg might not be to blame. Top Reviews Most recent Top Reviews.

Did they run out of money? In the nuclear winter, only droids walk the face of the earth, in fear of the rumored Amazon Second Chance Pass it on, trade it in, give it a second life. DVD Jan 24, “Please retry”. There’s a problem loading this menu right now. Get fast, free shipping with Amazon Prime. We know how that turned out, omvie course.

A few nick-picks about this movie: The story line makes no sense and most of the actors just stand there. I’m not a big Kevin Sorbo fan and when I found out he was in this movie, I almost didn’t get it.


Cull, Tales of an Ancient Empire drags on for another ten excruciating minutes with Hecate wandering around in a desert, babbling nonsense that only a bit of outside research will reveal as setup for the supposedly forthcoming Red Moon.

While giving the film one star and Jason Rugart says anciwnt end up on worst list next December” but goes on to write, “Pyun has an excellent eye for the visually intriguing and his love for the craft palpable. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Tales of an Ancient Empire

Princess Tanis Whitney Able Tales of an Ancient Empire was thus doomed to become probably the only sword-and-sorcery movie in history to be effectively devoid of both swords and sorcery. This is no joke, this movie could win without a problem the most retarded, poor and amateur movie since its ab part in the 80s. This has to be one of the worst sword and sorcery movies I have ever seen.

Charlie Baxter, a struggling screenwriter, is searching for accommodation in a rundown mansion somewhere in the isolated mountains above Malibu. With this small group they plan to thwart vampire queen Xia. By continuing past this page, and by your continued use of this site, you agree to be bound by and abide by the Terms of Use. I’m a fan of Kevin Sorbo.

Prey Harder Nemesis 4: An expressionless and creatively bankrupt Yes, the opening of the film – 10 minutes of opening credits involve still pictures – cartoons done in a Japanese style as Hekate Cazzy Golomb appears at talks directly to you breaking the fourth wallnarrating the back-story.

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